Ky Michaelson is a goddamned genius. This absolute rocket scientist has invented a motorcycle that runs on beer. The neurosurgeon put together a bike with a 14-gallon keg and heating coil. The coil heats the beer to 300 degrees, which then becomes super-heated steam in the nozzles that propel the bike forward.
WAIT WAIT WAIT this means in order to drive our motorcycle, we have to ruin our beer?? YOU'RE MAKING US CHOOSE BETWEEN MOTORCYCLES AND BEER?? Never mind this is cruel.