Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

Harvard Nutritionist Basically Dooms Us
Harvard Nutritionist Basically Dooms Us
We Could Be Way More Efficient With Our First Dates
We Could Be Way More Efficient With Our First Dates
They're Making Concrete Out of Diapers Now, We Shouldn't Still Be Here
They're Making Concrete Out of Diapers Now, We Shouldn't Still Be Here
Take a Nap, You Sleepy B*tch. Doctor's Orders.
Take a Nap, You Sleepy B*tch. Doctor's Orders.
A Ton of People are Going to Work Stoned
A Ton of People are Going to Work Stoned
Reminder: Puerto Rico is Part of the US
Reminder: Puerto Rico is Part of the US
There is No Excuse for Dark Roast Coffee
There is No Excuse for Dark Roast Coffee
BEER-POWERED MOTORCYCLE
BEER-POWERED MOTORCYCLE
Sorry to Make You Read This Phrase: Scrotal Tightening
Sorry to Make You Read This Phrase: Scrotal Tightening