Sorry, other contenders. We clearly have a winner for the Nobel Prize in Science this year and it's going to Hormel. THEY'VE MADE A BACON SCENTED FACEMASK!!!
The Hormel Black Label Breathable Bacon is a revolutionary face mask featuring the latest in pork-scented technology with two-ply multi-fiber cloth to keep the delicious smell of bacon always wrapped around your nose and mouth.
Not only will you be safe in public, YOU WILL ALSO SMELL BACON EVERYWHERE!!!