It feels like we're in season 12 of life that should have stopped at season 9. All of our movies are sequels, there are too many streaming platforms and they have ads again so we've just recreated cable, and now they're making concrete with dirty diapers.
We can't have straws cuz they're impaling sea turtles, things that are $25 in the cart are $40 because hidden fees are a thing we're all just going along with, and our cement is part babysh*t. Why are we still here? I'm rooting for climate change.
Not really, don't cancel me, put your beer cans in the blue bin.