Don't Do That: Bring Your Raccoon to the Bar

A woman in North Dakota let the intrusive thoughts win and brought a captive raccoon into a bar. After she finished showing it off to the other bar patrons, she was told to get that thing the hell outta there aaaaand now there’s a rabies scare. Ok I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I don’t get it. Raccoons are like burglar cats with hands and moral ambiguity. The appeal is apparent. But bringing it into a bar?? Dude you gotta be discreet with that stuff. Don’t be showing off your raccoon to just anyone ok you gotta be selective. People snitch and then you ruin it for everyone else who wants to have a beer with their raccoon friend. So maybe just Don't Do That.


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