The good news: he was on a safari. So this probably won't happen to you. Probably.
So he got bitten on the place where penis-havers tend not to like teeth. (They deleted that old Ellie Kemper video, but god I wish I could link it. Ya know, the one where she's like, "just a few chomps." iykyk)
Now science is going to have to come up with a name for the fear of having a toilet snake bite the dong you don't even possess. For me. #MakesItAboutMe