- Seattle, WA
- Houston, TX
- Boston, MA
- Philadelphia, PA
- San Francisco, CA
- Washington, DC
- Chicago, IL
- Phoenix, AZ
- Los Angeles, CA
- Detroit, MI
On the bright side, we're lucky number 7 on the anxiety list. So that's... something.
But to be fair, maybe we'd be a little less stressed if we weren't pressured to like Malort so much.
HARUMPH SHE CAN'T JUST TRASH OUR SIGNATURE DRINK LIKE THAT.
I'm not trashing it. I get it. I get the acquired taste.
I'm just saying that's what's wrong. You don't want to hear it yet. That's ok. It's called denial.
It simply doesn't taste good. You know that. Your taste buds know it. At this point we are trauma-bonded with Malort.
For your viewing pleasure.