A dude named Ruairi McSorley (that name is so Irish I don't even know how to begin pronouncing it) was swimming six miles to a nearby light house when was surrounded by dolphins. He was found by rescuers that say he was about half an hour away from tragedy.
Look I'm not saying this didn't happen. I wasn't there. But did we ask him about acid? Did we test him for acid? Did we ask him specifically where he got the acid from? Not for us or anything. For law enforcement or whatever. Let's focus, where did you get that acid?